Dear followers,

You are all so interesting.
I’d follow you all (even imfriendswithsluts) (especially imfriendswithsluts) if my days could be filled with tumblr;
my hours consumed with scrolling through posts,
and my minutes marked by each gleeful “like”.

Suffice to say,
I have travel articles to edit;
authors with whom to correspond;
websites to design;
vocals to record;
paintings to create;
words to compose;
projects to market;
clients to please;
and the obligatory numbers to calculate, documents to process, and files to…. file. Yes, even we crazy, hookah-smoking, cat-loving artists must do our taxes.

So I must resort to following you at your web addresses.
And if you, dear followers, are any indication of the kind of person I am, then I am delighted to say:
I am incredibly smart, witty, enriching, sexy, thoughtful and dreamy!

Thank you.